» No, Dad, I'm Lowly Worm... #
Kid #1 is doing well enough that sometimes I forget that she's just a little over three years old, but then she'll whip out a malaprop or mangle an idiom to remind me. For example, while she was explaining to me that she was Lowly Worm and I was Huckle the Cat, she tripped and fell flat on her face, and the following conversation ensued:
Dad: Whoa! Are you alright?
Kid #1: No, Dad! [somewhat exasperated] I'm Lowly Worm...